Marriage 101 :
1) If you have something to ask her, wash the dishes first
2) When you need time alone, plan something with her friends so you don't have to kick her out
3) Always say thank you and be grateful when she makes you food or face the consequences
4) Make sure she never reads your redneck toots for your marriage sake
5) Take her to the swimming pool instead of telling her she got fat
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