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What a beautiful Sunday.

I hope your day is going as good as mine

why does all the lesbians here on mastodon hates men

everyone is ok to me

No for real

I injured my left feet

It does hurt


I wonder what it's like to date an anglophone

Should I get a motorbike OR a new console with new games

Dogs are dogs
Flowers are flowers
I can't do poetry
And food smells great

Peace was made when the English and the french agreed on the word "poutine"

-history of canada

The only reason my wife loves me

I kill spiders

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You: You ok? You look sick?
Me, opening my mouth and unleashing a plague of locust: Yea im fine

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I can't believe how many people here on mastodon have an incredible talent

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